Order a custom retirement or farewell tribute speech and/or poem that will punctuate the festivities with humor, sentimentality, originality and class.
Answer the following questionnaire with as much detail as possible and we will quote you a price for our service.
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Custom Retirement or Farewell Tribute Speech Order Form
"I have used Words2Touch on two occasions. Their excellent, creative speeches were a lifesaver both times."
Rita Pallotta
Montreal, Canada (October 2004)
Telephone : 1-514-648-7933
POEMS:
Whether your intent is to pull at some heartstrings, entertain, or both, rhyming poems are a great addition to any retirement or farewell tribute speech.
$20 U.S. for every 4-line verse.
FREE REVISIONS:
The guaranteed number of free revisions that we offer are based on the time that we are given to write your retirement or farewell speech, as follows :
- Less than 1 month : 1 Free Revision
- Between 1 to 3 months : 2 Free Revisions
- Greater than 3 months : 3 Free Revisions
Most of the custom speeches that we have written required one or no revisions for our customers to be satisfied with or that they slightly tweaked themselves.
RUSH SERVICE:
Even though it will be our pleasure to write something very creative and memorable, if you are pressed for time to get a custom retirement or farewell speech, it puts more pressure on us to deliver a gem of a speech for you.
Base prices for speeches needed within 72 hours are adjusted in the following manner.
You require the speech in < 72 hours - Base Price x 1.25
You require the speech in < 48 hours - Base Price x 1.5
You require the speech in < 24 hours - Base Price x 2.0
MULTIPLE LANGUAGE SUPPORT:
Complementing their English writing skills, our writers are also well-versed in the following languages:
> French
> Italian
If you would like to address your audience in more than one language, the cost of your speech will be adjusted in the following manner:
Add $20 U.S. for every 100 words in another language
PROOFREADING SERVICE:
If you have written a retirement or farewell speech, but you're not sure how good or appropriate it is, our experienced writers can review it for you ... Learn More
* What is your name ?
* What is your e-mail address ?
* In what country do you live in ?
* What is your phone number ( please include area code ) ?
What kind of writing help do you need for the retirement ?
When is the retirement or farewell tribute taking place ?
How comfortable are you talking in front of an audience ?
Name of the person to whom you are paying tribute ?
What is his/her approximate age ?
If you had something specific in mind for your retirement or farewell tribute speech, please give us a brief outline ?
What is his/her present occupation ?
What is your relationship with the person to whom you would like to pay tribute to?
Does he/she have habits, mannerisms, favorite expressions or physical characteristics that we can poke some fun at ? Do you have any ?
What are some of his/her dominant personality traits ? What do you like the most about this person ?
Are there any stories that are good examples of his/her personality or anything that he/she gained notoriety for?
What are his/her favorite interests ? This can include hobbies, sports, volunteer work, foods, restaurants, music, movies, books, TV shows, idols, famous personalities ...
What are some things about their work that annoyed or frustrated the person that you would like to pay tribute to ?
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What is he/she planning to do once he/she leaves his/her present job ?
Does he/she have any work-related nicknames ? Reasons behind these ?
By clicking on the 'Submit' button, your order will be processed and we will confirm our availability, your final purchase price, the number of free revisions that you will be entitled to and payment details.
We accept the most popular credit cards and automatic debits from bank accounts through the PayPal processing system, as well as money orders.
Fields preceded by a * are mandatory
If you want a poem, please indicate how many 4-line verses you would like it to include ?
Can you provide a brief biography of his/her career. This can include job titles, job descriptions, achievements, promotions, membership in work-related committees ... ?
The Montreal Gazette's report on Words2Touch is laced with insightful interviews with some of our customers, and is very complimentary about our service.
WHEN YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO SHINE WILL YOU HAVE WORDS TO TOUCH YOUR AUDIENCE ?
WE craft your personalized speech. YOU bask in the applause.
3 to 5-Minute Custom Retirement or Farewell Speech
(700 words max)
$159 U.S. *
10 to 15-Minute Custom Retirement or Farewell Speech
(2000 words max)
$399 U.S *
6 to 9-Minute Custom Retirement or Farewell Speech
(1200 words max)
$279 U.S. *
* Prices shown are for speeches when we are given sufficient pertinent information to work with, and that combine about an equal amount of humor and sentimentality. Speeches deviating from these conditions may cost more.
What is the latest date that you would like your material to be completed by? Please note that the more time we are given, the better the quality of your material likely will be, and/or the lower the price will be, and/or the greater the number of free revisions that will be available to you.
What is the approximate percentage of your material that you would like to be written in a light hearted tone ? The rest of the speech will be written in a more sentimental or serious tone.
