Order a custom retirement or farewell tribute speech and/or poem that will punctuate the festivities with humor, sentimentality, originality and class.
Answer the following questionnaire the best you can so that we can get some details about your retirement or farewell and we will quote you a price.
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Custom Retirement or Farewell Thank You Speech Order Form
"I have used Words2Touch on two occasions. Their excellent, creative speeches were a lifesaver both times."
Rita Pallotta
Montreal, Canada (October 2004)
POEMS:
Whether your intent is to pull at some heartstrings, entertain, or both, rhyming poems are a great addition to any retirement or farewell thank you speech.
$20 U.S. for every 4-line verse.
FREE REVISIONS:
The guaranteed number of free revisions that we offer are based on the time that we are given to write your retirement or farewell speech, as follows :
- Less than 1 month : 1 Free Revision
- Between 1 to 3 months : 2 Free Revisions
- Greater than 3 months : 3 Free Revisions
Most of the custom speeches that we have written required one or no revisions for our customers to be satisfied with or that they slightly tweaked themselves.
RUSH SERVICE:
Even though it will be our pleasure to write something very creative and memorable, if you are pressed for time to get a custom retirement or farewell speech, it puts more pressure on us to deliver a gem of a speech for you.
Base prices for speeches needed within 72 hours are adjusted in the following manner.
You require the speech in < 72 hours - Base Price x 1.25
You require the speech in < 48 hours - Base Price x 1.5
You require the speech in < 24 hours - Base Price x 2.0
MULTIPLE LANGUAGE SUPPORT:
Complementing their English writing skills, our writers are also well-versed in the following languages:
> French
> Italian
If you would like to address your audience in more than one language, the cost of your speech will be adjusted in the following manner:
Add $20 U.S. for every 100 words in another language
PROOFREADING SERVICE:
If you have written a retirement or farewell speech, but you're not sure how good or appropriate it is, our experienced writers can review it for you ... Learn More
* If you are retiring or moving on, what is your name ?
* What is your e-mail address ?
* In what country do you live in ?
* What is your phone number ( please include area code ) ?
What kind of writing help do you need for your retirement ?
When is the retirement or farewell festivity taking place ?
What is the circumstance surrounding your departure ?
How comfortable are you talking in front of an audience ?
If you had something specific in mind for your retirement or farewell speech, please give us a brief outline ?
What is your present occupation ?
Do you have habits, mannerisms, favorite expressions or physical characteristics that we can poke some fun at ?
Are there any memorable or humorous stories that you would like to mention ?
What are your favorite interests ? This can include hobbies, sports, volunteer work, foods, restaurants, music, movies, books, TV shows, idols, famous personalities ...
What will you least and most miss about your workplace ? This can be something light-hearted.
WE DO NOT GIVE YOUR INFORMATION TO ANY OTHER PARTIES
What are you planning to do once you leave your present job ?
Do you have any work-related nicknames ? Reasons behind these ?
By clicking on the 'Submit' button, your order will be processed and we will confirm our availability, your final purchase price, the number of free revisions that you will be entitled to and payment details.
We accept the most popular credit cards and automatic debits from bank accounts through the PayPal processing system, as well as money orders.
Fields preceded by a * are mandatory
If you want a poem, please indicate how many 4-line verses you would like it to include ?
Can you provide a brief biography of your career. This can include job titles, job descriptions, achievements, promotions, work-related committees or clubs, ... ?
Is there anybody who you would like to acknowledge or thank ?
The Montreal Gazette's report on Words2Touch is laced with insightful interviews with some of our customers and is very complimentary about our service.
WHEN YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO SHINE WILL YOU HAVE WORDS TO TOUCH YOUR AUDIENCE ?
WE craft your personalized speech. YOU bask in the applause.
3 to 5-Minute Custom Retirement or Farewell Speech
(700 words max)
$159 U.S. *
6 to 9-Minute Custom Retirement or Farewell Speech
(1200 words max)
$279 U.S. *
10 to 15-Minute Custom Retirement or Farewell Speech
(2000 words max)
$399 U.S *
* Prices shown are for speeches when we are given sufficient pertinent information to work with, and that combine about an equal amount of humor and sentimentality. Speeches deviating from these conditions may cost more.
What is the latest date that you would like your material to be completed by? Please note that the more time we are given, the better the quality of your material likely will be, and/or the lower the price will be, and/or the greater the number of free revisions that will be available to you.
What is the approximate percentage of your material that you would like to be written in a light hearted tone ? The rest of the speech will be written in a more sentimental or serious tone.
