Order a custom retirement or farewell tribute speech that will punctuate the festivities with humor, sentimentality, originality and class. Answer the following questionnaire the best you can so that we can get some details about your retirement or farewell.
Most of our customers prefer keeping our relationship a secret. However, if it will reassure you about our service, some are willing to relate their experience with us to you.
Custom Retirement or Farewell Thank You Speech Order Form
"We are both amazed on how quick our speeches were done. I called five different places all on the same day. Our speeches were completed by you and we still have not received calls from other writers. Your service was exceptional in every way."
Sandro and Nancy Giannetta
Chicago, U.S.A. (November, 2004)
"I have used Words2Touch on two occasions. Their excellent, creative speeches were a lifesaver both times."
Rita Pallotta
Montreal, Canada (October 2004)
POEMS:
Whether your intent is to pull at some heartstrings, entertain, or both, rhyming poems are a great addition to any retirement or farewell thank you speech.
$20 U.S. for every 4-line verse.
FREE REVISIONS:
The guaranteed number of free revisions that we offer are based on the time that we are given to write your retirement or farewell speech, as follows :
- Greater than 4 weeks : 3 Guaranteed Free Revisions
About 90% of the custom speeches that we have written required one or no revisions.
RUSH SERVICE:
Even though it will be our pleasure to write something very creative and memorable, if you are pressed for time to get a custom retirement or farewell speech, it puts more pressure on us to deliver a gem of a speech for you.
Base prices for speeches needed within 48 hours are adjusted in the following manner.
You require the speech in < 48 hours - Base Price x 1.2
You require the speech in < 24 hours - Base Price x 1.5
You require the speech in < 12 hours - Base Price x 1.7
You require the speech in < 6 hours - Base Price x 2.0
MULTIPLE LANGUAGE SUPPORT:
Complementing their English writing skills, our writers are also well-versed in the following languages:
> French
> Italian
If you would like to address your audience in more than one language, the cost of your speech will be adjusted in the following manner:
Add $20 U.S. for every 100 words in another language
PROOFREADING SERVICE:
If you have written a retirement or farewell speech, but you're not sure how good or appropriate it is, our experienced writers can review it for you ... Learn More
* If you are retiring or moving on, what is your name ?
* What is your e-mail address ?
* In what country do you live in ?
* What is your phone number ( please include area code ) ?
What kind of writing help do you need for your retirement ?
When is the retirement or farewell festivity taking place ?
What is the circumstance surrounding your departure ?
What tone would you like your material to have ?
( select at least one but may include all )
How comfortable are you talking in front of an audience ?
What is your age ?
If you had something specific in mind for your retirement or farewell speech, please give us a brief outline ?
What is your present occupation ?
Do you have habits, mannerisms, favorite expressions or physical characteristics that we can poke some fun at ?
Are there any memorable or humorous stories that you would like to mention ?
What are your favorite interests ? This can include hobbies, sports, volunteer work, foods, restaurants, music, movies, books, TV shows, idols, famous personalities ...
What will you least and most miss about your workplace ? This can be something light-hearted.
WE DO NOT GIVE YOUR INFORMATION TO ANY OTHER PARTIES
What are you planning to do once you leave your present job ?
Do you have any work-related nicknames ? Reasons behind these ?
By clicking on the 'Submit' button, your order will be processed and we will confirm our availability, your final purchase price, the number of free revisions that you will be entitled to and payment details.
We accept the most popular credit cards and automatic debits from bank accounts through the PayPal processing system, as well as money orders.
If you want a poem, please indicate how many 4-line verses you would like it to include ?
Can you provide a brief biography of your career. This can include job titles, job descriptions, achievements, promotions, work-related committees or clubs, ... ?
Is there anybody who you would like to acknowledge or thank ?
In the Life section of the June 25th edition of The Montreal Gazette, writer Monique Polak's report on Words2Touch, which is laced with insightful interviews with some of our customers, is very complimentary about our service.
