Order a custom birthday speech and/or poem that will punctuate the festivities with humor, sentimentality, and originality.
Answer the following questionnaire the best you can so that we can get some details about you and your upcoming birthday and we will quote you a price.
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Custom Birthday Celebrant Speech / Poem Order Form
"I have used Words2Touch on two occasions. Their excellent, creative speeches were a lifesaver both times."
Rita Pallotta
Montreal, Canada
Telephone : 1-514-648-7933
POEMS:
Whether your intent is to pull at some heartstrings, entertain, or both, rhyming poems are a great addition to any birthday speech.
$20 U.S. for every 4-line verse.
FREE REVISIONS:
The guaranteed number of free revisions that we offer are based on the time that we are given to write your birthday speech, as follows :
- Less than 1 month : 1 Free Revision
- Between 1 to 3 months : 2 Free Revisions
- Greater than 3 months : 3 Free Revisions
Most of the custom speeches that we have written required one or no revisions for our customers to be satisfied with or that they slightly tweaked themselves.
RUSH SERVICE:
Even though it will be our pleasure to write something very creative and memorable, if you are pressed for time to get a custom birthday speech it puts more pressure on us to deliver a gem of a speech for you.
Base prices for speeches needed within 72 hours are adjusted in the following manner.
You require the speech in < 72 hours - Base Price x 1.25
You require the speech in < 48 hours - Base Price x 1.5
You require the speech in < 24 hours - Base Price x 2.0
MULTIPLE LANGUAGE SUPPORT:
Complementing their English writing skills, our writers are also well-versed in the following languages:
> French
> Italian
If you would like to address your audience in more than one language, the cost of your speech will be adjusted in the following manner:
Add $20 U.S. for every 100 words in another language
PROOFREADING SERVICE:
If you have written a birthday speech, but you're not sure how good or appropriate it is, our experienced writers can review it for you ... Learn More
* What is your name ?
* What is your e-mail address ?
* In what country do you live in ?
* What is your phone number ( please include area code ) ?
What kind of writing help do you need for your birthday ?
When is the birthday party taking place ?
How comfortable are you talking in front of an audience ?
How old will you be turning on your upcoming birthday ?
If you had something specific in mind for your birthday speech or poem, please give us a brief outline ?
Do you have habits, mannerisms, favorite expressions or physical characteristics that we can poke some fun at ?
Is there anything unusual or unique about this birthday party?
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By clicking on the 'Submit' button, your order will be processed and we will confirm our availability, your final purchase price and payment details.
We accept the most popular credit cards and automatic debits from bank accounts through the PayPal processing system, and money orders.
Fields preceded by a * are mandatory
If you want a poem, please indicate how many 4-line verses you would like it to include ?
Is there anybody who you would like to acknowledge or thank ?
Do you have have any nicknames ? How did they come about ?
What are your favorite interests ? This can include hobbies, sports, volunteer work, foods, restaurants, music, movies, books, TV shows, idols, famous personalities ...
What are some things that annoy or frustrate you ?
Are there any funny or interesting stories that happened during the past year or during previous birthday parties that you would like to share ?
The Montreal Gazette writer Monique Polak's report on Words2Touch, which is laced with insightful interviews with some of our customers, is very complimentary about our service.
WHEN YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO SHINE WILL YOU HAVE WORDS TO TOUCH YOUR AUDIENCE ?
WE craft your personalized speech. YOU bask in the applause.
3 to 5-Minute Custom
Birthday
Speech
(700 words max)
$159 U.S. *
6 to 9-Minute Custom
Birthday
Speech
(1200 words max)
$279 U.S. *
10 to 15-Minute Custom
Birthday
Speech
(2000 words max)
$399 U.S *
* Prices shown are for speeches when we are given sufficient pertinent information to work with, and that combine about an equal amount of humor and sentimentality. Speeches deviating from the above may cost more.
What is the latest date that you would like your material to be completed by? Please note that the more time we are given, the better the quality of your material likely will be, and/or the lower the price will be, and/or the greater the number of free revisions that will be available to you.
What is the approximate percentage of your material that you desire to be written in a light hearted tone ? The rest of the speech will be written in a more sentimental or serious tone.
